Erratum

George is not Yeastfree, and he’s not even George, but Gyro (??) Gearloose, and he exists on the WorldWideWeb, and he exists in other languages: (Danish: Georg Gearløs) Norwegian: Petter Smart Swedish: Uppfinnar-Jocke Finnish: Pelle Peloton English: Gyro Gearloose German: Daniel Düsentrieb French: Géo Trouvetou Italian: Archimede Pitagorico / Giro Rotalibera Portuguese: Professor Pardal Thank [...]

Unleavened

Unleavened

I’m going to share a brainwave I just had. I’m going to share it because I can’t make much use of it seeing as I am not a scientist. The idea (how good is this?) is for non-melting ice cubes. I’m at that stage of my sundowner (Debored’s Second Vice) where the ice cubes have [...]

And so it is

Just finished Rome. Like all the best things, it is brilliant and sad. So very sad. The end of the empire. The end of the comfort of my cursed television (what shall I do tomorrow?). I think I’ll go cry myself to sleep now. And to tune out from this evening in the Mother City, [...]

On the stereo

Selling wine and intrigue

Sitting in the wine shop this morning I am reminded of a man who came in last night. He’s a regular in the shop, a burly man with gentle eyes who we call Dr.so-and-so because that’s his name. I always see him on my Monday shift, and he always buys one bottle from the fridge, [...]

Spectacles

I dreamt of great irritation because someone had stepped on and broken my sunglasses. As I was picking up the pieces I realised my actual glasses were lying there broken too. The ones I need to see with. I started getting desperate because I don’t have a second pair and how would I drive home? [...]

A Football Game

even I would go to. Prince, last night at the Superbowl. Catch it on Youtube. Damn, that man makes me tingle. Other good diversions: HBO’s Rome. Borrowed the first season from a friend, and embarked on it at 2.30 this morning instead of wallowing in insomnia. Well, I didn’t notice the sun rising, but suddenly [...]

Once upon a time

there lived a little pig. She did not have a very long or eventful life, but many things happened after she died. Some of her became bacon, chops, and ribs which were enjoyed by people who could afford them. Those who could afford less ate her trotters and tail, and a lucky dog got to [...]

Things to do with wine and Danish blue

Yesterday started with three hours of staring at bottles in an empty wine shop (I was behind the counter), but that was redeemed by the lunch that followed. We were going to go to a coffee shop, but decided against small, public spaces and having to pay for something you can do much better at [...]

Later

So, in response to my previous post, Mr. 302 said the “best [he] could come up with was Buck Fizz: champagne and orange juice”. Well I don’t know about your fridge but any day that that’s the best mine can offer is a good one. Speaking of champagne, and dinner with friends, I had the [...]

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