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The New Yorker gets clever again

The New Yorker gets clever again

From November 24th issue.

Eureka!

I finally found a CELEBRITY BAROMETER with class. From the Times: ‘Jennifer Aniston Aniston, possibly the world’s most dumped woman, has finally spoken about her former husband, Brad Pitt, leaving her for Angelina Jolie. “I thought what Angelina did was uncool,” she told Vanity Fair, instantly reigniting sales of the T-shirts that read either “Team [...]

Lounge camping, redux

Lounge camping, redux

Against my original fears that getting a new kitchen would propel us into three weeks of eating out daily (a cost not typically figured into your friendly – or not so friendly – kitchen quote), halfway through the process I’m pretty impressed with how you can eat when the room-formerly-known-as-kitchen looks like this: Of course [...]

Some things need to be remembered

Some things need to be remembered

Like today. Barack Obama. It is a big thing, and we celebrate appropriately (champagne). Other things, too often draped in history, should also be remembered, like good friends who were here not so long ago: And other beautiful people. A nephew: A niece and her mother: So today passes, and history is as it should [...]

Toad in the hole: Signe vs. Jamie

Toad in the hole: Signe vs. Jamie

Dinner last night: Inspired by this (courtesy of the not-so-naked Mr. Oliver): OK, so Jamie’s had more practice than me and, apart from being attracted to anything that grows big and crispy in the oven, I had no idea what it was supposed to taste like (no, I have never eaten Yorkshire pudding. Blame my [...]

“You made my mum eat poo”

From the Sydney Morning Herald: ‘The lawyer for the family who were allegedly served human faeces in gelato at the Coogee Bay Hotel in early October said today that offers by the hotel of DNA tests and container test results were stunts. Yesterday, Adam Wood, the former executive chef at the Coogee Bay Hotel offered to [...]

New foodspeak: greatest (or worst) hits

From the Guardian: Farmageddon – the greatest fear of opponents of the development of genetically modified food. Dashboard dining – eating while motoring. Mvvd – a male vertical volume drinker, a male who stands and drinks from bottles in a pub or bar. Slider – a square shaped American hamburger. Food Slut – a person [...]

Summer is good for…

Summer is good for…

Growing your own cress for snipping onto those open-faced sandwiches (which are not as nasty as they sound, just openly begging for extras, like cress). Harvesting herbs from your garden (balcony), a free and priceless touch to any salad worth its name. Beetroot chocolate cake and pinot noir. Need I say more? Oh yes, and [...]

The transparency of egos

I rarely watch TV anymore. That doesn’t mean I don’t spend time in front of the box (or “slab”, perhaps – box doesn’t quite describe sleek flatscreen LCD HD TVs, or whatever they’re called): I watch dvds, and do my daily Wii fitness test, of course, and one or two good series (Dirty, Sexy Money [...]

Stoopid licence plates, Part I

Spotted on a Cape Town road yesterday: “THNKSDAD” Given that the car – a nifty little new something – was driven by a young woman (let’s be kind, she was probably a first year student, and therefore somewhere on that very ambiguous road between child- and adulthood), this is Dad sending little Katy out into [...]

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