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The great muffin parade

If you get up at four in the morning and spend your first cup of coffee reading about recipes (because that’s work) and you know you have a couple of stale muffins sitting around heading for nowhere but the bin, this is what you should do: Slice them up, butter one side and lay the [...]

I have a dongle!

I have a dongle!

Yes, I am slow to technology. I have now, for several years, dismissed cell phones with in-built cameras (that’s what cameras are for!) and steered clear of conversations that involve Bluetooth (because, who knows what it is, and who needs it). But then I acquired the phone with the camera. Yet, between selling off my [...]

Killer nightcap

1 part wodka 1/2 part cordial of some sort (if you have Swedish organic elderflower cordial, so much the better) 1 part lemony fizzy water 1 part Bob’s your Uncle and while you’re there, lorem ipsum

This is not a cupcake

This is not a cupcake

It is the equivalent, rather, of three slices of pizza. So says the Diet Detective in a recent piece on how fattening New York’s cupcakes are. The Detective’s findings are sure to sprout plenty of guilty conscience, or, perhaps a whole lot of jogging, as he helpfully points out that a six-mile jog should work [...]

“Do What You Do Best”. Whatever.

So, in the new twisted world of food and business, it should come as no surprise that Gordon Ramsay, fondly referred to as that tediously sweary gastronome, is the new face of BT (British Telecommunications). Funny, how after the man has proved himself as wily a businessman as chef (it is, after all, quite a [...]

A fountain of knowledge

Question 1: Why is it grammatically incorrect if a waiter tells you to “Enjoy!” Answer 1: It’s a useless thing to say because if the food is good you’ll enjoy it whether the waiter tells you to or not. Answer 2: Because it might cause you to wonder whether your food or drink has been [...]

Imagine a life

of work, food, sleep, and no time to blog. This is it. I can manage a cursory list, however, of good things ingested recently: Out: last night, braised guinea fowl (on a blahblah risotto, with blahblah sauce) at Rozenhof on Kloof; it was tender and delicious, but too much, particularly after the not-so-light souffle that [...]

A beautiful woman

A beautiful woman

Elizabeth David (1913-1992; note the Ballantine’s. And the lovely kitchen table.)

The Age of Kool

The Age of Kool

Kool-Aid has recently been making headlines in the The New York Times. The latest story is of pickles flavoured with Kool-Aid (apparently a hit with the kiddies). This worries the author: ‘Kool-Aid pickles violate tradition, maybe even propriety. Depending on your palate and perspective, they are either the worst thing to happen to pickles since [...]

Five seconds to germ heaven

From the kitchen scientist, Harold McGee, on the 5 (or was it 7?) second rule; you know, drop food, pick it up quick and then it’s still “safe”: ‘It’s not surprising that food dropped onto bacteria would collect some bacteria. But how many? Does it collect more as the seconds tick by? Enough to make [...]

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