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Mad, crazy, f***ing world

I hate Christmas. It makes me act crazy. I have, in the last week: 1. Bought more things than I can afford; 2. Bought more things than the people they are destined for need; 3. Been to the beach; 4. Played catch-ball on the beach; 5. Seen more greedy, grabbing, grubbing shoppers than I need [...]

Turn left here

By the looks of this blog you’d think all I do is eat and drink. This is not entirely untrue, but neither is it entirely true. So, in the spirit of Christmas, I thought I would make some lists. Let’s start with Presents I Hope Not to Get: 1. A subscription to the new SA [...]

Peking the Duck

There was a birthday yesterday and it called for bubbly and Peking Duck. The bubbly was easy: In taking on the duck I was taking on a challenge which many have tried before me, with varying effort and success. It is not a difficult dish to make, but one which requires process and, for optimum [...]

If you run out of popcorn

but happen to have a couple of sweetcorn lying in the fridge, do this and you’re on the road to Wellville: Dinner: And so passes another week of hard work and hard play, with some good returns and some less good. Good: the completion of two dollar-earning articles; news of potential funding for my first [...]

Drring drring

Drring drring

Imagine, dinner with an in-built ringer…

Sprout the Brussel

Here’s another important fact about me. I like brussel(s) sprouts. Nay, I love them. Just look at that, how can you not love them? I don’t eat nearly enough of them. But if I did, I would always start by steaming them lightly (yes, this is why people don’t like them, they are always horribly [...]

Dinner for One

Here’s a quick and delicious fix for coming home hungry and not in the mood for “cooking”: rice cakes topped with a few pieces of iceberg, followed by some kind of cheap-ish pepper salami that has been fried gently on a dry pan (for that crispness, you gotta render the fat), followed by thin slices [...]

The mighty olive strikes again

I had big plans for a productive day yesterday. Then I was reminded of a plan that I myself had instigated last week for a collective outing to watch the notorious Borat. And so it was that I found myself back in a shopping mall, that den of evil that once was my favourite haunt. [...]

Crap TV

It’s a sorry situation when you’ve had a long Monday and all you want to do when you get home is to relax in a comfortable couch and watch some good TV. I have the comfortable couch, but my remote freedom is constrained to the four channels on offer via public broadcasting (make that three: [...]

The elusive martini

The elusive martini

On recommendation from my friend, Mr. 302, who drives a nicer car than me (yes, it’s a 302), this advice from MisterLucky: “Before leaving for the office, place the best gin your paycheck allows in the icebox, along with a bottle of Noilly Prat or other fine vermouth. A glass pitcher and stemmed glasses should [...]

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