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Slow cooked meats and crinkled sheets

Not having a bathroom turns out to be an amazingly effective way to not do a whole lot things you’d think have nothing to do with having a bathroom. Like cooking, because everything is so dusty. And working, because how can I settle down without being able to get up to pee every 5 minutes. [...]

It Must have Been Something She Ate

It Must have Been Something She Ate

Poor little Mogwai wasn’t a happy cat the other day. Normally a greed-bucket of note, she turned her nose up at at least four meals. Here she is empathising with Jeffrey Steingarten. (She’s all better now. She managed about a third of my bowl of – heavily wasabi-spiced – popcorn last night). In other news, [...]

Bread and meat

Bread and meat

Being a Dane (when I feel like it), I’ve never had a taste for closed sandwiches. Which is not to say that I don’t love bread – I do, in all its glorious chewy starchiness. But in my universe, the best bread is eaten solo, with butter (perhaps cheese), while the main focus of sandwiches [...]

Is that duck fat in my brownie?

Is that duck fat in my brownie?

Nah, just kidding, of course I didn’t make brownies with duck fat. But recently the aromas of brownies and duck fat (cooking separately) in our kitchen were positively intoxicating, and made me think of an article I read many years ago when Ferran Adria was still a novelty (“Is that Ham Fat on my Cherry?”). [...]

Xbox Tosser

Xbox Tosser

I often make fun of other cars when I’m on the road. I find it’s a good alternative to getting irritated by how badly people drive. And often it’s the people in big cars with silly names who are the worst drivers of all. The BMW X5, for instance, often contains small women who talk [...]

On piza and patsa

On piza and patsa

Being in the family of a prominent restaurant reviewer sometimes has its perks: for one thing, we have easy and direct access to a wealth of information about where to go (or not), and secondly, a constant gentle pressure to eat out so we can report back on our experiences. Given that this is something [...]

Our Daily Bread

So I’m finally getting round to watching Our Daily Bread, a documentary about the food industry that is by now pretty old hat (it’s from 2005, and the present continuous tense is purposeful: the film is playing on the TV right now, as I write this on the couch, laptop on lap – as it [...]

Strength by brownie

Strength by brownie

Recent brownie successes have apparently heralded a new bountious era for our kitchen. (The cracked brownies, by the way, were not definitive. They were so sweet that they haunted me in my sleep and the next day I got up and baked a new batch of my own – heavily intertextual – invention. This second [...]

The proof is in the crack

The proof is in the crack

I wasn’t happy when I woke up this morning, because the flu/cold/snottiness/feeling-sorry-for-myself that I have successfully avoided thus far this winter announced itself unambiguously with one of those coughs which would have been enough to keep me home from school back in the day. After demanding porridge for breakfast (I am clearly not myself), I [...]

C is for krwuh-SAHN

C is for krwuh-SAHN

Since I was gifted a pasta-rolling machine for my birthday, I have been scheming about what other great uses to put it to: puff pastry, Danish pastry. Basically, all and any variations on a rolling theme. Yesterday I finally cleared a mental afternoon for playing with dough (that’s mental as in I cleared the afternoon [...]

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