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What is it with chocolate?

What is it with chocolate?

It was my birthday yesterday, and in the best birthday fashion, it was unlike any other day of the year. The philosophe and I have invented something of a tradition that involves going away for the night – typically somewhere cheap but nice, by the sea, say (or attached to a casino: even better!). The [...]

Livery

Livery

This is how the Free Online Dictionary defines livery: 1. A distinctive uniform worn by the male servants of a household. 2. The distinctive dress worn by the members of a particular group; uniform: ushers in livery. 3. The costume or insignia worn by the retainers of a feudal lord. 4. a. The boarding and [...]

We grow old, we grow old

We grow old, we grow old

Some of us already wear the bottoms of our trousers rolled… I am in shock this morning, having just found out that Michael Jackson is dead. It’s not that I’m sad that he’s dead – in fact the sooner he could get out of that crazy life the better for him, I imagine. But he’s [...]

Weekend heat

Weekend heat

Despite forecasts of rain, we continue to experience something I want to call an Indian summer, but that wouldn’t be quite right, because the dead of winter has already revealed itself. So let’s just say some freaky, but lovely, hot weather in the middle of winter. Still, that’s no excuse not to get some other [...]

This little piggy

This little piggy

First sat in a brine (of sugar, salt, peppercorns, juniper berries and bay leaves) for 24 hours. Then I unrolled it and rubbed its fat little belly with a top secret blend of herbs and spices (including onion, almonds, currants, citrus peel, thyme, rosemary, all loosened up with a good glug of honeyed grappa): Then [...]

Dairy Queen

Dairy Queen

Yesterday I heard one of the Cape’s more irksome radio hosts lamenting a new advertisement trying to get people to drink more milk. He wasn’t lambasting the idea of consuming more dairy, but found the ad untasteful. I haven’t seen the thing (not even Google could help me there), but apparently it satirised the crime [...]

Treasures from afar

Treasures from afar

So it was a happy conclusion to many long days (of which the last was possibly the longest? I am convinced that there were actually two hours disguised in every one of yesterday’s) that I could collect the Philosophe from the labyrinthine mess of Cape Town’s “International Airport” last night. Today I’m wearing a t-shirt [...]

Blank

Blank

So it’s been a week since I put the Philosophe on a plane that took him far far away. It’s funny how easily you forget to be alone – in fact I remember I used to take some pride in how good I was at being alone. I was adamantly not lonely – just alone, [...]

The big brown(ie hell) hole

The big brown(ie hell) hole

There were days, nay months (dare I even confess to a year) when I was obsessed with finding the perfect muffin recipe. Not any old thing that “works”: I needed to recreate the only muffin that I have respect for, which comes from the unlikeliest of places, which is UCT campus. They make (on good [...]

Sex Trek

Sex Trek

After variously sorting out the world in a bumper morning’s work, the Philosophe and I allowed ourselves the naughty indulgence of a Friday afternoon at the cinema, so off we went to Star Trek. I confess to being one of those culturally superior inferior people who have never watched any of the Star Trek films [...]

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